Comments on: Sunday Night Insomnia.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 10 Aug 2004 18:08:00 +0000

here’s what ya do…get yourself a copy of the movie “Out of Africa”. If your still awake in ten minutes, then your condition is of a world record severity

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:21:00 +0000

Bryan – You just saved me a trip to the doctor. I’m an anxious drinker.

By: Monster

Monster — Tue, 03 Aug 2004 14:53:00 +0000

In all honesty Dave – sleep problems normally stem from anxiety or too much drinking.

By: Monster

Monster — Tue, 03 Aug 2004 01:57:00 +0000

I have these great Mexican Muscle Relaxers that Crazy Corey brought back from Tijuana – They scare me… you should give them a try though – you take one and they take forever to hit you so you end up taking another one… takes about 5 hours for the first one to hit and when it does you better be prepared for some pretty hard sleeping.

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Wed, 28 Jul 2004 19:19:00 +0000

Abby. That sounds glorious. Introduce me to your quack.

By: AbbySpice

AbbySpice — Wed, 28 Jul 2004 19:02:00 +0000

Jesus Christ, Dave. Go to the doctor and get some sleeping pills, or go with the smoke more weed advice… just DO SOMETHING so you can quit bitching about your sleepless sundays…

You should take my prescription of sleeping pills….i stopped taking them when i woke up at 6pm on a Sunday…after 18 straight hours of sleep.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 28 Jul 2004 16:46:00 +0000

Force yourself to get up early early or just skip a night of sleeping – that helps get your clock on track. I do it all the time when I see myself sleeping back into night owlhood.
Also the smell of lavendar will put you to sleep as well meditating. If I can’t sleep I blame it on meditating. See you are obiously to stressed out to sleep because you are worried about getting to sleep.

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Mon, 26 Jul 2004 17:45:00 +0000

Hines. I propose a 3rd Bass revival. Like a full on appreciation society or something. Pete Nice’s brother went to college with a good friend of mine, and I’ve heard a story or two. The Prime Minister apparently owns a baseball memorabilia store in Cooperstown near the hall of fame. And apparently – yes, he’s smart as a whip. There’s a hilarious answering machine message from his mother on his solo album (yes, I own it). She’s telling him she’s heard about all the bad-news-brothers he’s been hanging out with and how frightened she is for him. I’ll play it for you next time you’re over. It’s priceless.

By: Hinesy

Hinesy — Mon, 26 Jul 2004 17:35:00 +0000

Dude, been telling you for years that you need to smoke more weed. No problems falling asleep anywhere, anytime. And it’s good for your stomach too.

There was recently a story in ESPN Magazine about the individual formerly known as Prime Minister Pete Nice. Apparently he’s writing a book about some old cemetery in Brooklyn that has tons of baseball legends buried in it. Sounds pretty smart for a guy who used to sit on a throne in a $200 fake Gucci suit chomping on a cheap cigar and singin.. “goes fine, what goes for mine, I do not eat the green eggs and swine……”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 26 Jul 2004 12:15:00 +0000

The best and only thing that works for insomnia is....

Take 1 cup of non-fat milk. Pour into a medium sized sauce pan. Turn on burner and allow flame to burn on high for about half a minute then turn down to medium-low so the milk doesn't burn to the bottom of the pan. Just when you see that steam is rising from the milk but it hasn't quite come to a boil...turn off the burner. Pour the milk into a good sized mug and sprinkle some nut-meg on top. Do not use cinnamon, ginger or anything else... only nut-meg will do.

Now, with cup of steaming milk in hand, walk over to your sink and pour it down... then run head-long into one of those exposed brick walls you're so fond of. Results are immediate and should last a couple of days.

Enjoy!