Not Envying Mark David Chapman.

by Dave on September 26, 2004

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I really didn’t want his signature, I wanted his life. And I ended up taking both.”

Mark Chapman shot and killed John Lennon outside the Dakota apartment building in NYC on December 9th, 1980. Chapman had been lurking most of the evening and had gotten Lennon to sign a copy of Double Fantasy while he was leaving. Several hours later, John and Yoko returned and Chapman, who had been waiting patient/insanely shot him five times with a .38 revolver. Chapman calmly waited to be arrested, Lennon died on the way to the hospital to be admitted instead to the morgue, and New York City rallied in stunned silence around the crime scene.

Chapman has now been in jail for 25 years – as long as he was old when the murder took place – and has a parole hearing on October 4th. Glad to see he put the time to good use in the weight room. Officials are worried that if parole is granted, Chapman will face the wrath of Lennon fans still angry and unwilling to give peace a chance after a quarter of a century.

Why do they fear for Chapman’s safety? Let’s start with the fact that there are a myriad of international websites calling for his immediate execution. People all over the world are waiting with itchy trigger fingers, and cyanide-soaked copies of Catcher in the Rye, for Mark David Cartman.. er… Chapman – to be released into their clutches.

You know what they call that? Instant Karma.

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Anonymous September 28, 2004 at 8:27 pm

I understand the reasoning for this blog – I am just really tired of seeing it. I really don’t give a damn about Mr. Chapman or Mr. Lennon!
Donnie – “I am the walrus”
Walter – “shut up donnie”
Donnie – “I am the walrus”
Walter – “Damn it donnie – no – VI Lenon – Vladmir Ilichinov Lenon”
I think it goes something liek that.

Dave Pye September 28, 2004 at 9:33 pm

Shhhhhh Bryan. The grown-ups are talking.

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