Sep 08 2004
Pixies Day Gets Even Better. How? Brukkake.
Just when I thought this magical day could fare me no better, an excuse to use this ridiculous photo finally reared it’s ugly head. A little birdie named Mark Brunelli just told me that a very special boy named Mark Brunelli has a birthday today. Yesh he did! Yesh he did!
Enjoy the last year of your 20’s, buddy. It’s painfully short. And no comments from the peanut gallery wondering why Mark was walking around like that while Hines and I were at his house. Cause I’ll never tell. Or sit down again, probably.
Yikes! Wrong on so very many levels. Someone get that man a towel.
He’s already wearing a 12-yr-old girls pajama bottoms with a pillow stuffed down the front. Does that help?
Girls, send your phone numbers to davepye@davepye.com. He’ll filter out the hotties for me.
That’s not my email address, girls. So please re-send the hundreds of emails I have missed in the last 2 hours to david@pye.com.
Brukakke - I promise I’ll send them all straight to you. Promise. Like the margerine.
no blog is worth reading that 1sn’t rife with colange material, or another equally entertaining retarded person. Brunelli looks retarded but I suspect he may only be half-retarded at best in light of his comment above.
so get on it
Yo jv, thanks for the compliment bro. Being called half retarded is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. You remind me of my mom.
And if I knew what colange meant, I might have commented on that a bit further. But since I don’t, I’ll go back to playing with my legos.
I’m off to Disney World (for real). Peace!
Colange is a Welland legend. I will be doing a piece on him soon.
Happy Birthday Bruno, watching/filming you perform ritualistic sex acts on Pye was the highlight of my Spring. When can we do this again?
How quickly can you get that one scene with the pack mule converted into Quicktime so I can get it posted? Once you go pack mule, you never go back. Or to the bathroom properly.