Why I Don’t Drink Much Anymore.

by Dave on November 12, 2004

in Heartwarming

Pyeman73: So I’m at the Tap.

Anonymous (my sister): right now?

Pyeman73: No. It’s 11:30 in the morning. I was at the Tap.

Pyeman73: Bryan’s bartender buddy was feeeding us beers.

Anonymous: yick

Pyeman73: Bryan gets up to go to the bathroom. I catch this guy’s eye who was like 10 feet away.

Pyeman73: Scummy black guy. About 25.

Pyeman73: Comes over. ‘What are you looking at me fo’?

Pyeman73: ‘Is you gay?’

Pyeman73: And these two white chicks he’s with are sneering at me like backup dancers.

Pyeman73: So I put down my beer and go: ‘Buddy – are you looking for a fucking problem?’

Pyeman73: And the chicks go pale and drag him out of the bar.

Pyeman73: Do I look like a sissy or something?

Anonymous: you are 30 and hanging out at the tap

Anonymous: you deserved it.

Fair enough.

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous November 12, 2004 at 2:16 pm

Dave you are just a little “light”…ha ha

Dave Pye November 12, 2004 at 2:47 pm

I guess he was trying to stick it to “the man” or something. Clown.

Anonymous November 15, 2004 at 11:19 am

She has you Dead To Rights Dave… Dead To Rights

Monster

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