Comments on: There’s Still Hope For Me Yet.

By: Monster

Monster — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 22:19:00 +0000

'Your cat died'
'How did he die'
'A rattlesnake jumped up and bite him on the neck'
'Jesus... you couldn't have softened up for me a little more'

By: Monster

Monster — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 19:18:00 +0000

Well I never! Feculant Feral F*cker! If I caught one hint he would end up on http://www.exoticmeats.com under fag feline quicker than you can say "Garfield Bangs Odie".

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:18:00 +0000

Why does the cat start tonguing his 'lipstick' whenever you come over to visit, Monster? Just remember that cat-penises are like harpoons with barbs and stuff on them. It may seem like a fun idea now, but if he gets to tapping your hairy ass, he'll be stuck on you until he's done. Do NOT mess with a gay cat unless you fully understand what you're in for.

By: Monster

Monster — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:55:00 +0000

"Boss the big gay cat" - I am sure you two take the 'finger game' to a whole new level when no one is around.

By: ka-rista

ka-rista — Sun, 09 Jan 2005 22:55:00 +0000

Ummm thats just nuts. I had my cat for 10 years and theres plenty of times that the poor thing got the "move over bacon, here comes something leaner" line. Ok, ill forget you are single with a cat and you forget i quoted a Sizzilean commercial circa 1982.

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