Mardi Mardi – We Likes To Party… Gras.

It’s been 3 months since the Halloween bender, and I’m gettin’ all itchy for another par-tay. I don’t think it’s a personal hygiene issue. But rather a desire to rage against the dying of my New Years resolutions. Actually rage towards would be a more accurate description. Join me, won’t you?

Unless you suffered a head injury in a snowmobiling accident over the weekend, you’ve probably surmised that it’s a Mardi Gras theme. Just what does that entail? Glad you asked. We’re going to have Eric the DJ spinning until 2, the Corona girls wandering around encouraging debauchery, some door prizes courtesy of a local radio station, a specially themed drink menu and as always there is absolutely no cover! I should also probably mention that it’s Saturday, February 19th at Tiernans.

                Titties ‘Till Fat Tuesday – Get those beads ready, boys.

So bring your beads, Girls Gone Wild camera crews, silly hats, disturbing masks and all the other trappings of a proper Mardi Gras celebration. I get ribbed a lot because I plan for parties way in advance. Well this time around you’ve got a little under two weeks. Get a babysitter, a designated driver, a tetanus shot – whatever you need to get yourselves down to Tiernans for the festivities. You won’t be sorry.

I’d love to see anyone who’s interested at the bender in question, and you can click here for more details. Feel free to add yourself and your friends to the Evite. Come one, come all. Unless of course I owe you money or have at any point impregnated you.

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