Comments on: Can This Story Wait Until After I’ve Had My Broccoli-Cheddar Soup? http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/ Leveraging low-hanging synergies outside the vertical fruit box since 1999. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:21:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Taz http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/comment-page-1/#comment-1081 Taz Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:38:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=282#comment-1081 Pyester, while perusing your peerless Blog Emporium as I often do in the soft twilight of my working day, this posting almost compelled me to re-examine my lunch within seconds...it's truly horrific in a way that only a true medical case study of large braineating Hawaiian ear-scorpions claiming another innocent victim can be! Now call me a simpleton from dear old rainy miserable Blighty but I thought Hawaii was an idyllic island paradise with nothing more dangeorous than the odd Japanese Real Estate Agent and the odd Hula-dancing scantily-clad temptress?! Now all of a sudden peoples entire heads are being devoured in broad daylight infront of their loved ones!!!F*ck me backwards with a fishfork!!!No way I'm going on my hols anywhere where my head is basically a bargain bucket for the local insect life! Certainly don't see the headless corpses lined up in the glossy holiday brochures! Once again Pyemeister you've blown away the clouds of deception and blogged us a Truth Rainbow! Fact into doubt simply doesn't go kids!Take my advise if you are reading this in Hawaii: stick your iPOD phones in with superglue and head for he nearest airport...or indeed one of those ludicrous pointy canoes like off Hawaii-5-0 and start paddling like mentalists! Save yourselves! Well, your heads at any rate. They're quite important. Unless you're French. Pyester, while perusing your peerless Blog Emporium as I often do in the soft twilight of my working day, this posting almost compelled me to re-examine my lunch within seconds…it’s truly horrific in a way that only a true medical case study of large braineating Hawaiian ear-scorpions claiming another innocent victim can be! Now call me a simpleton from dear old rainy miserable Blighty but I thought Hawaii was an idyllic island paradise with nothing more dangeorous than the odd Japanese Real Estate Agent and the odd Hula-dancing scantily-clad temptress?! Now all of a sudden peoples entire heads are being devoured in broad daylight infront of their loved ones!!!F*ck me backwards with a fishfork!!!No way I’m going on my hols anywhere where my head is basically a bargain bucket for the local insect life! Certainly don’t see the headless corpses lined up in the glossy holiday brochures! Once again Pyemeister you’ve blown away the clouds of deception and blogged us a Truth Rainbow! Fact into doubt simply doesn’t go kids!Take my advise if you are reading this in Hawaii: stick your iPOD phones in with superglue and head for he nearest airport…or indeed one of those ludicrous pointy canoes like off Hawaii-5-0 and start paddling like mentalists! Save yourselves! Well, your heads at any rate. They’re quite important. Unless you’re French.

]]> By: Dave Pye http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/comment-page-1/#comment-1074 Dave Pye Tue, 26 Apr 2005 19:20:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=282#comment-1074 Hi. Who be dat? Hi. Who be dat?

]]> By: Canadian Bacon http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/comment-page-1/#comment-1072 Canadian Bacon Tue, 26 Apr 2005 19:12:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=282#comment-1072 Hi Dave, I've finally signed up....<br/><br/>Now I am one of the cool kids Hi Dave, I’ve finally signed up….

Now I am one of the cool kids

]]> By: Dave Pye http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/comment-page-1/#comment-1071 Dave Pye Tue, 26 Apr 2005 16:13:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=282#comment-1071 "At that time"? Doyle, I'm pretty sure you can still die from a cat bite in India. And what's with the Anonymous posting? Just enter a name where it gives you the choice. No registration needed anymore. WAAAAAAH! “At that time”? Doyle, I’m pretty sure you can still die from a cat bite in India. And what’s with the Anonymous posting? Just enter a name where it gives you the choice. No registration needed anymore. WAAAAAAH!

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/comment-page-1/#comment-1070 Anonymous Tue, 26 Apr 2005 16:09:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=282#comment-1070 Just caught wind of this story and unfortunately I have heard stories like this before. An old colleague of mine originally from India would tell me stories about the "rainy" season in India. Each year the streets would flood which would also bring out all the creepy crawlers, well creepy crawlers need a place to go to. <br/><br/>Well, one major problem that frequently happened was that centipedes (sp?) would crawl up and in peoples ears... yeah thats right an entire centipede. At that time the healthcare system was quite suspect and as a result people would actually die from such a thing.<br/><br/>Now friends, can we all agree that we live in one of the greatest countries on earth?<br/><br/>Bdoyle Just caught wind of this story and unfortunately I have heard stories like this before. An old colleague of mine originally from India would tell me stories about the “rainy” season in India. Each year the streets would flood which would also bring out all the creepy crawlers, well creepy crawlers need a place to go to.

Well, one major problem that frequently happened was that centipedes (sp?) would crawl up and in peoples ears… yeah thats right an entire centipede. At that time the healthcare system was quite suspect and as a result people would actually die from such a thing.

Now friends, can we all agree that we live in one of the greatest countries on earth?

Bdoyle

]]> By: Monster http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/comment-page-1/#comment-1069 Monster Tue, 26 Apr 2005 14:00:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=282#comment-1069 Cpt. Jean-Luke Piccard is far more superb of a Captain when compared to William Shatner. Cpt. Jean-Luke Piccard is far more superb of a Captain when compared to William Shatner.

]]> By: Dave Pye http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/comment-page-1/#comment-1068 Dave Pye Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:49:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=282#comment-1068 Earmuffs and a muzzle? To bed? Have you been reading my diary? Earmuffs and a muzzle? To bed? Have you been reading my diary?

]]> By: Aubrey http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/comment-page-1/#comment-1067 Aubrey Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:28:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=282#comment-1067 Insects anywhere on me skeeves me out. The thought of having them internally is just to much to handle. Sure you have heard the myth about how the average person swallows 4 live spiders a year as they sleep. GAG!<br/>http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseum/spidermyth/myths/whileyousleep.html <br/>Needless to say, I will be wearing ear muffs and a muzzle to bed tonight. Thanks Dave! Insects anywhere on me skeeves me out. The thought of having them internally is just to much to handle. Sure you have heard the myth about how the average person swallows 4 live spiders a year as they sleep. GAG!
http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseum/spidermyth/myths/whileyousleep.html
Needless to say, I will be wearing ear muffs and a muzzle to bed tonight. Thanks Dave!

]]> By: Jennie Smash http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/comment-page-1/#comment-1066 Jennie Smash Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:58:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=282#comment-1066 This happens all the time. <i>All the time.</i> Bugs love ears apparently. I just read a story this weekend about a lady who had a wasp in her ear. A goddamn wasp. With a stinger, and all. But I think I'd rather have that than a roach. I'd have to kill myself. I'd have no other choice. This happens all the time. All the time. Bugs love ears apparently. I just read a story this weekend about a lady who had a wasp in her ear. A goddamn wasp. With a stinger, and all. But I think I’d rather have that than a roach. I’d have to kill myself. I’d have no other choice.

]]> By: the duck http://www.davepye.com/2005/04/can-this-story-wait-until-after-ive-had-my-broccoli-cheddar-soup/comment-page-1/#comment-1064 the duck Mon, 25 Apr 2005 18:06:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=282#comment-1064 EWWWWWWWWW. This is the second (gagging) disgusting (choking) ear-related (barf) story I've heard today. The other was from a friend who's ear was stuffed up, thought it to be allergies and when he went to see the doctor they pulled out this (gagging) gross black piece of earwax about the size of a thumbnail. Ugh. Gross. Ears are yucky. EWWWWWWWWW. This is the second (gagging) disgusting (choking) ear-related (barf) story I’ve heard today. The other was from a friend who’s ear was stuffed up, thought it to be allergies and when he went to see the doctor they pulled out this (gagging) gross black piece of earwax about the size of a thumbnail. Ugh. Gross. Ears are yucky.

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