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May 16 2005

Monday’s Quotelet: Papadam It All To Hell!

Published by Dave at 2:34 pm under Monday's Quotelet


Honestly, Rahul. What part of “don’t touch the papadams, they’re for Grandma” didn’t you understand?



16 Responses to “Monday’s Quotelet: Papadam It All To Hell!”

  1. # Aubreyon 16 May 2005 at 3:19 pm

    What happens when Jabba the Hut and Oprah mate.

    Yup, going straight to hell!

  2. # Anonymouson 16 May 2005 at 4:20 pm

    Shoulda had a Mike’s Hard Raspberry.

  3. # Nickon 16 May 2005 at 5:51 pm

    Come on now lady, are you seriously fanning the baby? I am the one working here…

  4. # graemeon 16 May 2005 at 5:55 pm

    “I am so very glad to carry you as my burden, Lord Buddha, but why did you have to reincarnate into such a little plumper?”

  5. # Dave Pyeon 16 May 2005 at 5:56 pm

    Please for to keep Rahul cool! He will begin to sweat the lassi, my friend!

  6. # jvon 16 May 2005 at 9:34 pm

    Holy fuck that kid is fat!

    Monobrow with the fan doesn’t want her villages meal to spoil.

  7. # Anonymouson 17 May 2005 at 1:42 pm

    Thats the oddest looking tumor I’ve ever seen

  8. # Monsteron 17 May 2005 at 1:43 pm

    Pompadams - Get your Pompadams - Fresh Pompadams!

  9. # Aubon 17 May 2005 at 2:29 pm

    That kid looks anything but fresh!

    What exactly are papadams?

  10. # Dave Pyeon 17 May 2005 at 2:34 pm

    Indian crispy bread type appetizer thingys. Rahul should have saved them for Grandma, as they were hers and she’d been looking forward to them all day whilst washing saris in the Gangees.

  11. # graemeon 17 May 2005 at 2:42 pm

    “Oh, Papa, either you get me to a McPapadam’s walk-through pronto, or by Vishnu I’ll eat your head!”

  12. # Monsteron 17 May 2005 at 3:56 pm

    I love Indian food - nothin better than a curry coma - but this kid needs to definitely lay off the Nan Pan.

    Just for slang reference… Not only is papadam bread - in Australia - at least the places I know - it was slang for someone from India or Pakistan. Someone from Afghanistan was called a dirty afghani. Slang terms change from region to region. I am not saying I agree with them - but they are humorous. I have lived in Ohio for most of my life… never knew there was a slang word for Indian - other than a Packi… In Wooster, Ohio the term that was consistently used to describe someone from the Middle East, India or Pakistan was Yahby… funny - I haven’t used that word since I left Wooster until right now. The term to describe someone from Quebec was Quebecqueer - so original.

  13. # Samon 17 May 2005 at 4:34 pm

    In New Zealand you might call one a “Curry-Muncher”, but then you’d get a good punch in the face - and deserve it too.

  14. # graemeon 17 May 2005 at 5:46 pm

    Ok, this is a *terrible* joke from up here in Vancouver, but based on a true story. So, several years ago we were experiencing these brutal Indo-Canadian (that’s the PC term for an East Indian Canadian) gang wars. One of the gang members went missing only to be found all burnt up inside a pizza oven. After further investigation, it was discovered that his name was “Amir Cinder”.

  15. # Dave Pyeon 18 May 2005 at 11:03 am

    Graeme came close this week. He almost had me at Vishnu. But not quite. Better luck next week, everyone. Who will be the first to unseat me from quotelet supremacy?!

  16. # Monsteron 18 May 2005 at 8:05 pm

    Curry Muncher - that is funny… imagine a curry carpet muncher… ha.

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