Pye in the Face

Jun 09 2005

Axel Foley? Shiiit, Negro - That’s All You Had To Say!

I was about to write another scathing, vagrant-slagging tirade after reading this awful article (so much for moving to the 'Couv), but I've already done it to death. "We get it, Dave - you're an anti-homeless crusader for the greater good". Luckily something else triggered a sudden fit of movie fanboy nerdery and you've all been spared - for today, anyway.



Albeit from the Sun, this article claims that wunderkind Quentin Tarantino has been talking to Eddie Murphy about directing him in... wait for it... Beverly Hills Cop 4. Samuel L. can take over as the always-angry Chief Todd, and Travolta can enhance the old Paul Reiser role. Uma Thurman will cancel out any need for Brigitte Nielsen, and Rosewood and Taggart will have their revolvers replaced by Desert Eagles. Come on - it'll be fun, motherfucka.

12 Responses to “Axel Foley? Shiiit, Negro - That’s All You Had To Say!”

1. # graemeon 09 Jun 2005 at 11:34 am
   Dave, the first link to the article about "the 'Couv" doesn't seem to work. I'm interested in seeing the story.
2. # Dave Pyeon 09 Jun 2005 at 11:48 am
   I double-checked and there's nothing wrong with the actual HTML. It worked fine this morning. It was linked to by some major news outlets, and all the traffic may have crashed canoe.ca - although that's hard to imagine. Give it another try in a few hours dude.
3. # BdoylEon 09 Jun 2005 at 11:50 am
   Dave,
   
   During a recent trip to Montreal I was fortunate enough to catch a couple of episodes of TPB. This Conky character is f'ing brilliant! I know you don't write much about TPB on here, but don't you think Conky deserves some air time?
4. # Dave Pyeon 09 Jun 2005 at 11:55 am
   I sorta wrote about him here. I have every episode of the all new season 5 that's been broadcast so far on my machine at home. I'll make a DVD for you in a few more weeks when the season is over. It's the only way to see it down here.
5. # Chrmon 09 Jun 2005 at 12:32 pm
   We need a Boston version of TPB...Kerry, Menino, Sebby and Finneran. co-starring Romney, Bulger and Nancy Kerrigan has the beaver...
6. # Arton 09 Jun 2005 at 4:35 pm
   Dave. You and I both know that the "Couv" problem can be solved by making Mr.Doyle wear Depends whenever he goes out. We, as concerned citizens, should not allow him to make any more excuses about not being able to afford them all the time.
   I suggest that we start a "Depends for Doyle" fund right here on Pye in the Face.
7. # The Lenon 09 Jun 2005 at 5:48 pm
   Davey,
   This is a very odd coincidence, I was just coming to your site to ask you about Vancouver....Strange.
   Any way, Cary and I are going there in July and I was wondering if you had any suggestions, other then "watch your step".
8. # graemeon 09 Jun 2005 at 6:57 pm
   Art, well, I was going to write a reply about you and your butt plug but I stopped myself...oops, I did it again.
9. # Bdoyleon 10 Jun 2005 at 8:13 am
   Thanks Dave, I forgot about that article. To actually see Conky made it one of the best episodes I have ever seen.
   
   Another incident while in Canada, a news story warning the residents of Vancouver of a bobcat in the area.
   
   Can't wait for my next trip to visit our friends to the north!
10. # jvon 10 Jun 2005 at 8:18 am
    Remember how hot Brigitte Nielsen was in playboy back in the day? The surreal life has ruined my most fond memories of teenage masterbation.
11. # Monsteron 10 Jun 2005 at 8:21 am
    To the bobcat - just pull its tail or put some salt on it.
    
    Ricky in the conky episode is fricken hilarious.
12. # Dave Pyeon 10 Jun 2005 at 11:05 am
    The Vancouver Bobcat is obviously a close relative of Steve French, scouring the city for weed-hitas.

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