soup: Tripe. I just threw up in my mouth
salad: shame on you for making me click on that Pyeton Place link at work and having that awful music play
main course: when i clicked on the Pyeton Place link
]]>Couldn’t agree more, Mad Bomber was a mad genious that couldn’t be stopped. I give you props Mad Bomber and may you destroy many other toilets in your travels.
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I thought I would give blue cheese a second chance..and…well..it won’t be getting a third chance.
Salad:
I wouldn’t. Clearly that’s a government cash grab as everyone on the street would have to pay $75 to get there license address changed. Not to mention the potential fine if you don’t change it.
Main Course:
Daily..at how many things I really don’t know….
Dessert: always shave and do a “number two” before you clean your bathroom because if you don’t you know it will be filthy again within about 2 minutes after you finish cleaning.
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No idea, can’t remember. I’m a little crispy to be honest. I do know one thing, keep eggplant parmesian away from me. Can’t stand the shit
Salad:
This reminds me of the “porn star name game”. Take the name of your first pet and the street name of your first address. My dog’s name was Nikki and street was Thyme Circle. So therefore my porn name is Nikki Thyme…. not bad.
Main Course:
This morning I learned that my commission check will NOT be deposited into my account. Beers ARE NOT on me this weekend.
Dessert:
When boiling shrimp, empty a bottle of dark beer in there. Does wonders to the shrimp… Thats my cooking tip, no household tips today.
Not my best work Dave but I’ve still got 3 hours to add stuff on.
]]>Main Course: When was the last time you were genuinely surprised?
When I just read that Dave actually tried Lobster.
Dessert: Share a household tip.
Not sure if its really a household tip, but Mom always told me not to play in traffic.
Soup: Food - I would eat a shit sandwich… no I wouldn’t, but maybe an ass of a low flying pigeon.
Rename my street - Melrose Place
Generally surprised - been awhile - unless you count that one time in Jacques.
Old family secret that I have been starting to bring back in my own apartment… Apparently I have a strong must… anyway - charcoal absorbs bad smells. So always have some charcoal out in a tin in every room of the house - be amazed at how well it works. Another tip… never mix amonia and bleach.
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