Pye in the Face

Jul 25 2005

Monday’s Quotelet: Don’t Hate The Diver, Hate The Board.

Remember, Kids - Always wait at least 30 minutes after eating before attempting the ‘Triple Lindy‘.

18 Responses to “Monday’s Quotelet: Don’t Hate The Diver, Hate The Board.”

1. # mr_stiltson 25 Jul 2005 at 10:37 am

   I love the smell of diving board in the morning….smells like…DIRTY FEET!

2. # Monsteron 25 Jul 2005 at 12:05 pm

   Due to last years accident: The 2008 International Special Olympics Committee has decided to discontinue all High Diving Events.

3. # Beatrice Pettyon 25 Jul 2005 at 12:22 pm

   I hope she didn’t need her nose for anything. Yikes!

4. # Dave Pyeon 25 Jul 2005 at 12:28 pm

   Not bad, Monster. You’re in the running. And for the record, I think they banned diving from the Special Olymipcs the same year they decided skeet shooting was no longer an appropriate event.

5. # chairmanon 25 Jul 2005 at 12:47 pm

   Is she gay?…Isn’t banging yourself up a gay thing with divers

   Chrm

6. # Chrmon 25 Jul 2005 at 12:49 pm

   PS….Beatrice is cute

7. # Beatrice Pettyon 25 Jul 2005 at 1:00 pm

   Thanks

8. # ka-ristaon 25 Jul 2005 at 1:18 pm

   I thought it was remember kids dont drink and drive?

   Im so confused.

9. # Hinesyon 25 Jul 2005 at 2:49 pm

   Mmmmm… I can stil smell greg Lougainis’ feet on here… shrimpy!

10. # mr_stiltson 25 Jul 2005 at 3:16 pm

    Nobody told poor little Chelsea Davis that the board is supposed to snap back (not your neck) when attempting an inward 2½ somersault in the tuck position.

11. # Dave Pyeon 25 Jul 2005 at 4:07 pm

    This contest is still open until I hear from Aubs, Graeme, Detroit and Keo.

12. # Detroit Velvet Smooth from Monctonon 25 Jul 2005 at 4:25 pm

    This position is much better with two vicodin, a bottle of wine, and my liberator.

13. # Keo...any questions?on 25 Jul 2005 at 4:29 pm

    After failing at both figure skating and boxing, Tonya Harding’s diving ended quickly. Nancy Kerrigan was found nearby covered in vaseline.

14. # Aubson 25 Jul 2005 at 4:35 pm

    Hoping to impress the judges, Chelsea opted to go for the often talked about, but never tried “Luganis Tuck and Bang”. See how she tucks and gets the board right on the bridge of her nose? That’s just perfect form. Looks like a perfect ‘10′ to me folks!

15. # graemeon 25 Jul 2005 at 6:01 pm

    Despite its success as a synchronized swimming routine, attempting the Nutcracker Suite on the high dive only ended in tragedy and irony.

16. # graemeon 26 Jul 2005 at 1:57 am

    Bah, how can you beat a triple lindy reference?

17. # Dave Pyeon 26 Jul 2005 at 11:36 am

    I think Aubrey is getting it this week. Although it’s far too long, I can’t get the phrase ‘Louganis Tuck and Bang’ out of my head. Monster 2nd, Detroit 3rd.

    You people really brought your A-games this week. I am impressed. This is going to get interesting in weeks to come.

18. # Hinesyon 27 Jul 2005 at 4:29 pm

    Fucking fix!

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