Comments on: Monday’s Quotelet: Don’t Hate The Diver, Hate The Board.

By: Hinesy

Hinesy — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 21:29:00 +0000

Fucking fix!

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Tue, 26 Jul 2005 16:36:00 +0000

I think Aubrey is getting it this week. Although it’s far too long, I can’t get the phrase ‘Louganis Tuck and Bang’ out of my head. Monster 2nd, Detroit 3rd.

You people really brought your A-games this week. I am impressed. This is going to get interesting in weeks to come.

By: graeme

graeme — Tue, 26 Jul 2005 06:57:00 +0000

Bah, how can you beat a triple lindy reference?

By: graeme

graeme — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 23:01:00 +0000

Despite its success as a synchronized swimming routine, attempting the Nutcracker Suite on the high dive only ended in tragedy and irony.

By: Aubs

Aubs — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 21:35:00 +0000

Hoping to impress the judges, Chelsea opted to go for the often talked about, but never tried “Luganis Tuck and Bang”. See how she tucks and gets the board right on the bridge of her nose? That’s just perfect form. Looks like a perfect ‘10′ to me folks!

By: Keo...any questions?

Keo...any questions? — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 21:29:00 +0000

After failing at both figure skating and boxing, Tonya Harding’s diving ended quickly. Nancy Kerrigan was found nearby covered in vaseline.

By: Detroit Velvet Smooth from Moncton

Detroit Velvet Smooth from Moncton — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 21:25:00 +0000

This position is much better with two vicodin, a bottle of wine, and my liberator.

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 21:07:00 +0000

This contest is still open until I hear from Aubs, Graeme, Detroit and Keo.

By: mr_stilts

mr_stilts — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 20:16:00 +0000

Nobody told poor little Chelsea Davis that the board is supposed to snap back (not your neck) when attempting an inward 2½ somersault in the tuck position.

By: Hinesy

Hinesy — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 19:49:00 +0000

Mmmmm… I can stil smell greg Lougainis’ feet on here… shrimpy!

By: ka-rista

ka-rista — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 18:18:00 +0000

I thought it was remember kids dont drink and drive?

Im so confused.

By: Beatrice Petty

Beatrice Petty — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 18:00:00 +0000

Thanks

By: Chrm

Chrm — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 17:49:00 +0000

PS….Beatrice is cute

By: chairman

chairman — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 17:47:00 +0000

Is she gay?…Isn’t banging yourself up a gay thing with divers

Chrm

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 17:28:00 +0000

Not bad, Monster. You’re in the running. And for the record, I think they banned diving from the Special Olymipcs the same year they decided skeet shooting was no longer an appropriate event.

By: Beatrice Petty

Beatrice Petty — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 17:22:00 +0000

I hope she didn’t need her nose for anything. Yikes!

By: Monster

Monster — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 17:05:00 +0000

Due to last years accident: The 2008 International Special Olympics Committee has decided to discontinue all High Diving Events.

By: mr_stilts

mr_stilts — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 15:37:00 +0000

I love the smell of diving board in the morning….smells like…DIRTY FEET!