Comments on: The Top 3 Of The First 48.

By: Monster

Monster — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 17:15:00 +0000

Keo - I bet 3 to 4 people on this blog already have.

By: jv

jv — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 16:19:00 +0000

I hope the Hulkster isn’t sinking too much money into his daughter’s music career. I just saw the Hogan Knows best episode of Larry King Live… yikes!

Always kill alone and if your good you kill ‘em where you burry ‘em… like the base ball bat scene in Casino.

By: Keo...any questions?

Keo...any questions? — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 13:16:00 +0000

But, seriously, haven’t you always wanted to say, “It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again”. Psychosis has its privileges.

By: Detroit Velvet Smooth from Moncton

Detroit Velvet Smooth from Moncton — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 18:08:00 +0000

If I were a prostitute, I would soooooooo avoid your basement.

By: Beatrice Petty

Beatrice Petty — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 18:04:00 +0000

Totally agree on point #3… It’s always the accomplices that f*ck you in the end!

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:27:00 +0000

Monster, if I were to write a list entitled “The Top Ten Things Monster Should NEVER Lecture Dave Regarding”, drinking alcohol would be #2.

By: Bdoyle

Bdoyle — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 16:23:00 +0000

Dave,

Saw the movie, excellent job by your sister. The movie was what sparked my interest in the Dark & Stormy.

Good stuff

By: Monster

Monster — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 16:14:00 +0000

You are one of them Fancy Lads aren’t ya!

By: Monster

Monster — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 16:13:00 +0000

Don’t be a Sally - when I use to drink like a scorned Viking… when 3 months ago… When have you ‘recently’ became a shorned viking… just because you take’er easy every once in a while doesn’t mean Eric the Red or Yellow Beard are gonna stop showing up to parties.

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 15:27:00 +0000

1.) Doyle - Hogan Knows is best is on VH1. As it’s VH1, I’m sure it’s on 8 million times a week.

2.) The lookalikes on Boston.com are, with few exceptions, ridiculous and borderline delusional. It should just be you in the entire section. 70 pictures of you. I have potatoes in a bag under my sink that look more like half the celebrities on there.

3.) I am well aware of the dangers of the dark and stormy. My sister even made a Flash movie mocking my experiences one night back when I was still drinking like a scorned Viking. You must have missed it the first time I linked to it:
http://www.wolfdj.com/dark.htm

By: Hinesy

Hinesy — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 14:21:00 +0000

Best practices… hahaha. That made me laugh my ass off. Of course, I’m too busy staying up until 3am watching Chip Foose pinstripe muscle cars to kill anything but kittens (figuratively).

It does what it is told…

By: Aubs

Aubs — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 14:19:00 +0000

Dave,
Tuesday you talked about Ted Kaczynski. Yesterday you talked about “The Dead” and today you give us tips on how to cover up an accidental hooker mishap? You are starting to scare me. Can’t we go back to talking about Chunky’s and Grumpy’s?

BDoyle, I believe the Hogan show, which I actually like, is on VHI.

By: BDoyle

BDoyle — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 13:47:00 +0000

Thanks for the tip on the show. I have OnDemand but haven’t taken full advantage of this feature. I have three other things for you:

1) When & what channel is this Hulk Hogan show on you’ve referenced before?

2) Have you seen the latest “celebrity look-alikes” on Boston.com? They have nothing on me, how come I haven’t been selected for the whole Mr. Big thing?

3) Dark & Stormy’s… very dangerous.

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 12:43:00 +0000

Re: accomplices - none of the guys on this show are pros. They’re all dirtbags who mug/screw someone with their buddies and end up killing them by mistake. “I won’t tell if you won’t!” “OK! Pinkie swear!”

By: mr_stilts

mr_stilts — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 05:26:00 +0000

David, David, David,

Although you were recently in Montreal, you missed the film festival opening of “Holmoka”. I will not speak any more of those twisted c.u.n.t.e.s. Burn mother fuckers burn!!! for the record..someone will take Carla out…

Sticking up for prostitutes…well I don’t necessarily have a problem with that…maybe they are just trying to get by and make a living.

Dude…it takes serious amounts of burning to properly burn a corpes and remove all the DNA, evidence etc. Trust me…I watch TLC, Discovery, etc.

Professionals don’t have accomplices…and if you do..you “take care of that thing”, just like Jimmy Conway does.

I could continue, but I don’t want to be perceived as someone who is sick, deranged and potentially dangerous.