Comments on: Monday’s Quotelet: Don’t Make Me Cut You, Chucha!

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 03:29:00 +0000

I think Graeme's first one gets it this week. But a solid effort througout.

By: mr_stilts

mr_stilts — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 01:20:00 +0000

A quick right hand and a hair pull singals the start of "Loco Latinas in Heat" six women elimination match.

By: graeme

graeme — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 19:20:00 +0000

Holy cha-chonas, mang, snorting the white lady has done wonders for my nostril hair...if only I could find such a solution to combat my unsightly fur pie!

By: Detroit Velvet Smooth from Moncton

Detroit Velvet Smooth from Moncton — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 17:37:00 +0000

NO, I DO NOT HAVE A MOUSTACHE!

By: Monster aka Paul Johansson

Monster aka Paul Johansson — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 17:28:00 +0000

"When Hot Pink Goes Wrong" - Former Miss Chiquita Banana, Rosie Perez, begins to brush beat a member of her entourage for not complying to the all pink dress requirements.

By: Aubs

Aubs — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 17:14:00 +0000

Backstage at J.Lo's fashion show for her upcoming fall line appropriately named 'Chola'.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chola

By: graeme

graeme — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 16:39:00 +0000

Prize listings for the 2005 Miss Honduran Inmate Beauty Pageant:

Third: A carton of smokes
Second: A bag of smack
Grand Prize: A conjugal visit with Emelio Estevez

* Trading of prizes is forbidden due to the embarrassment cause to Mr. Estevez in previous years *