Pye in the Face

Aug 08 2005

Monday’s Quotelet: Don’t Make Me Cut You, Chucha!

Competitions during the Honduras Women's Prison Beauty Pageant included talent, swimsuit and vaginal smuggling.

7 Responses to “Monday’s Quotelet: Don’t Make Me Cut You, Chucha!”

1. # graemeon 08 Aug 2005 at 11:39 am
   Prize listings for the 2005 Miss Honduran Inmate Beauty Pageant:
   
   Third: A carton of smokes
   Second: A bag of smack
   Grand Prize: A conjugal visit with Emelio Estevez
   
   * Trading of prizes is forbidden due to the embarrassment cause to Mr. Estevez in previous years *
2. # Aubson 08 Aug 2005 at 12:14 pm
   Backstage at J.Lo's fashion show for her upcoming fall line appropriately named 'Chola'.
   
   http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chola
3. # Monster aka Paul Johanssonon 08 Aug 2005 at 12:28 pm
   "When Hot Pink Goes Wrong" - Former Miss Chiquita Banana, Rosie Perez, begins to brush beat a member of her entourage for not complying to the all pink dress requirements.
4. # Detroit Velvet Smooth from Monctonon 08 Aug 2005 at 12:37 pm
   NO, I DO NOT HAVE A MOUSTACHE!
5. # graemeon 08 Aug 2005 at 2:20 pm
   Holy cha-chonas, mang, snorting the white lady has done wonders for my nostril hair...if only I could find such a solution to combat my unsightly fur pie!
6. # mr_stiltson 08 Aug 2005 at 8:20 pm
   A quick right hand and a hair pull singals the start of "Loco Latinas in Heat" six women elimination match.
7. # Dave Pyeon 08 Aug 2005 at 10:29 pm
   I think Graeme's first one gets it this week. But a solid effort througout.

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