Pye in the Face

Sep 06 2005

Monday’s Quotelet: Southern Shrinkage.

Fats Domino was a bit shrivelled after 27 straight hours in the water, but is currently receiving treatment at an emergency shelter near Biloxi.

11 Responses to “Monday’s Quotelet: Southern Shrinkage.”

1. # BDoyleon 06 Sep 2005 at 2:08 pm
   During an emotional interview, Billy Joe claims "George Bush does not like kittens."
2. # Anonymouson 06 Sep 2005 at 2:43 pm
   Ohhhh... my pretty little pussy. You may smell like rotten tuna and be unusually damp to the touch, but ohhh how I love to stroke you and nuzzle you with my facial probiscus... snarflgag... mmmmm....oh.... oh, how I love you my pussy....
3. # Dave Pyeon 06 Sep 2005 at 2:45 pm
   Grandpa? I asked you to stop commenting on the blog.
4. # Detroit Velvet Smooth from Monctonon 06 Sep 2005 at 9:06 pm
   "Getting a little pussy" has a whole new on the Bayou.
5. # Bunnies rockon 07 Sep 2005 at 6:47 am
   "Ok, lemme get this straight... first I bite off the head, then suck the in-ards out? Are you sure this is one of them there deli-caseys? It sounds gross, but heck, I guess I'll try anything once."
6. # Monsteron 07 Sep 2005 at 8:05 am
   I don't think DVS can be topped - every time I see it I laugh my arse off.
7. # graemeon 07 Sep 2005 at 10:36 am
   Dave "Lenny" Pye sez: "Gee, George, let me keep the kitty! I will love it and pet it and keep it all warm just like those bunny rabbits..."
8. # Dave Pyeon 07 Sep 2005 at 2:59 pm
   Nobody beat me, as far as I'm concerned, but I'm tired of looking at Graeme's ugly mug. DVS - it's yours this week.
9. # graemeon 07 Sep 2005 at 3:55 pm
   Davidus Pyeacus the benevolent dictator – he giveth and he taketh away. My liege, how thou doth ticklest thyself pinkest!
10. # Detroit Velvet Smooth from Monctonon 08 Sep 2005 at 11:25 am
    Quotlet Champ! Let's see where this ranks on best thing EVAH list.
    Sox win World Series?
    Pats win 3 Super Bowls?
    Nope, new number one of best thing EVAH, me as quotlet champ.
11. # graemeon 08 Sep 2005 at 1:36 pm
    BTW, Dizzy he dead.

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