Oct 28 2005
Friday’s Quizzlet: Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fruitier.
The woman who writes the quizzlet questions is on vacation, apparently. Which is fine - because I'd usually rather rub a salted piece of pork in my eye than answer some of the gems she comes up with. So what's a guy to do? I'm brain-dead today after a rowdy Bruins game last night with the GoonSquad, so I'll just rattle off a few fun facts regarding this weekend's festivities.
If you're coming to the Big Haunt 2, and I know a lot of you are, please carpool. For flip's sake designate a driver. Concord is a haul, and the Po-Po will be out in full force. We'll have plenty of food and non-alcoholic options on hand. And respect the neighbors. There aren't many of them, but stay off their lawns and don't scream your heads off coming or leaving. And certainly don't drive your shitty SUV into their living rooms.
But to keep things Quizzletty, I will pose a question to all of you: What, in your fevered recollection, is the absolute worst Halloween costume you ever rocked?
If you're coming to the Big Haunt 2, and I know a lot of you are, please carpool. For flip's sake designate a driver. Concord is a haul, and the Po-Po will be out in full force. We'll have plenty of food and non-alcoholic options on hand. And respect the neighbors. There aren't many of them, but stay off their lawns and don't scream your heads off coming or leaving. And certainly don't drive your shitty SUV into their living rooms.
But to keep things Quizzletty, I will pose a question to all of you: What, in your fevered recollection, is the absolute worst Halloween costume you ever rocked?
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The paper all around my mouth was stained brown within minutes by chocolate. I looked a lot more like King Rim-Job than King Tut.
Anyone want to come dressed as my assistant?