Nov 28 2005

Monday’s Quotelet: What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?

Published by Dave at 8:09 am under Monday's Quotelet


Thanks to the foresight of a pre-nup, Nick would get custody of the brain on weekends.



7 Responses to “Monday’s Quotelet: What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?”

  1. # Samon 28 Nov 2005 at 4:36 pm

    “Hello, I’m a Simpson, what’s your disability?”

  2. # jvon 28 Nov 2005 at 5:12 pm

    Regardless of how hot and wealthy she is… I’m sure he’s happy to be rid of her. If my spoiled girlfriend were an idiot with a show biz family I’d leave her too… or shoot myself… or her… which ever came first. On second thought, my inner misogynist may giving him too much credit… I remember when Nick’s boy band played one of the bars I worked at in Guelph.. (Boo radley’s) he’s a moron too… and a pedofile… those boys sure were eager to get with the all-ages crowd who showed up for thier dance recital. 98% of which had to between the ages of 9-15 years old.

  3. # Dave Pyeon 28 Nov 2005 at 5:21 pm

    Joe Cockhead’s? Most of the young girls who were at the show that night probably escaped from Mitch’s basement.

  4. # Dougon 28 Nov 2005 at 7:30 pm

    What was worse?

    A) The constant moroncy of Jessica Simpson - despite how hot she is

    B) The retarted lip-synching sister

    C) Over Controlling former Man of the cloth Minister father Papa Joe who manages the entire family.

    I bet Nick feels like he got released from that prison sentence early for time served or good behavior! I think him and OJ are going to Disney World in Florida.

  5. # graemeon 28 Nov 2005 at 10:40 pm

    Nick sez: “Shit, it’s all over before I had a chance to go all Paul Bernardo on her sister!”

  6. # Keo...any questions?on 29 Nov 2005 at 12:11 pm

    In happier times, the newly-divorced couple laughs over Jessica’s getting her blonde locks caught in Nick’s barbwire armband tattoo.

  7. # blelandon 12 Dec 2005 at 10:23 pm

    Nick is a real pro smiling for the camera after Jess just told him Johnny Knoxville & Bam Margera make a better “co*k” sandwich when she really meant to say “chicken”.

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