Comments on: 5 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Elevator.

By: Lyss

Lyss — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 18:29:00 +0000

So passive-aggressive, yet so funny.

I wonder how many office bldgs have random ATM's scattered along the corridors?

I have no problem with immigration, but I get frustrated when I hear about immigrants to this country, legal or otherwise, who don't make that effort to learn English (no matter how long they have resided here). It's frustrating for all involved, no matter what their native tongue might be. If I went on a vacation to another country, say France, I'd make the effort to learn some key phrases in that language spoken there.

By: Alon Cohen

Alon Cohen — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:41:00 +0000

With all the people looking for an ATM, why don't we just set one up with a $500 surcharge per transaction?

By: BDoyle

BDoyle — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:08:00 +0000

Dave,

Maybe you guys should look into hiring Terry Tate?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6238953685626218421

I'm sure he could enforce your 5 Rules for ya.

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:54:00 +0000

Jenn - I had a feeling you might comment

Brian - The move is even better when you make a pained face, like Stallone dropping the woman at the beginning of Cliffhanger.

By: Brian Fitzgerald

Brian Fitzgerald — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:30:00 +0000

I love the "oh I'm really trying to hold the door for you, I really am" fake out. Classic.

By: Jenn M.

Jenn M. — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:26:00 +0000

As a fellow Park Plaza sufferer, I think the 5 rules should be posted in a big brass plaque next to the Security Desk where they can be ignored along with the velvet ropes, the polite signs requesting one to sign in and the linebacker-sized security guards who have to keep track of everyone coming and going in a 14 story office building. The best part is when I see someone walk past all of this and then through a turnstile that buzzes loudly and then totally ignores the guard when they ask them to sign in, and then call me to complain that the guard was rude to THEM because they were trying to get their attention. Like any good sized building in a major city, the security procedure is usually there for reasons we prefer not to elaborate on.

By: Dave Pye

Dave Pye — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:43:00 +0000

They won't find me, as I'll be picking fruit up and down the East Coast.

By: Jennie Smash

Jennie Smash — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:09:00 +0000

Hey, Pye, when did you get your American citizenship? Oh wait, that's right, you didn't ... now behave yourself before I call whatever the INS is calling itself these days.

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:16:00 +0000

Very Nicely Said!!!!