Pye in the Face

Aug 28 2006

Monday’s Quotelet: No Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Accessorize.

While the British Media initially dubbed Daniel Craig the "uglier than a bag of spanners, Bond" they eventually settled on the kinder "first since Connery who doesn't look like a mincing fruitcake, Bond".

12 Responses to “Monday’s Quotelet: No Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Accessorize.”

1. # Jennie Smashon 28 Aug 2006 at 3:09 pm
   He looks differently abled. I do not support this choice.
2. # Dave Pyeon 28 Aug 2006 at 3:23 pm
   "I'd have no problem playing baccarat with you for the British nuclear missle launch codes, Dr. No - if only I had some clue as to what the fuck that was and anyone had played it since 1967."
3. # graemeon 28 Aug 2006 at 4:05 pm
   For the last time no, Ms. Moneypenny, I won’t let you perform “dictation” on me! Now go visit M - he’s developed a Walther PPK dildo silencer with your name on it!
4. # graemeon 28 Aug 2006 at 4:10 pm
   Damn, that should have been Q not M. I like this pick for 007 – all of the guys since Connery have been “pretty boys”. However, I think Clive Owen would have been better suited for the role and would be “truer” to the books’ description of Bond.
5. # graemeon 28 Aug 2006 at 4:18 pm
   Christ, Scaramanga, stop laughing at my License to Kill picture! I was hung over and having a bad hair day!
6. # Anonymouson 28 Aug 2006 at 4:27 pm
   No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to flop.
7. # Dave Pyeon 28 Aug 2006 at 5:54 pm
   I wanted Owen to get it too. Bana was my first choice, before he got so well known, and Craig was #3. I'll live.
8. # meon 29 Aug 2006 at 10:39 am
   Ick, Craig is my LAST choice. Mostly because, to me, he's always Jaappie Botha, and I fucking HATE Jaappie Botha.
9. # Dave Pyeon 29 Aug 2006 at 3:43 pm
   "Witty repartee? No, you have me confused with Roger Moore. I'll just fucking batter you."
10. # jvon 30 Aug 2006 at 8:30 am
    dave luvs bana
11. # graemeon 30 Aug 2006 at 10:42 am
    Camouflage, you can now begin liking the newest Bond because a quick trip to the IMDb shows that Robbie Bulloch played Jaapie Botha and not Daniel Craig.
    
    And yes, Dave luvs Bana.
12. # graemeon 30 Aug 2006 at 10:49 am
    Ooops, seems that Craig did play the older Jaapie - carry on Camo.

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