Pye in the Face

Sep 25 2006

Monday’s Quotelet: Can’t Live With Them, Pass The Crickets.

Crickets have become the new finger-food for beer drinkers in Vietnam, now that patrons have managed to eat every soda gun fruitfly in the country.

7 Responses to “Monday’s Quotelet: Can’t Live With Them, Pass The Crickets.”

1. # meon 25 Sep 2006 at 11:41 am

   Yeah. Too soon for this one, considering I saw a motherfucking centipede in my bathroom this morning.

2. # Dave Pyeon 26 Sep 2006 at 11:38 am

   “Follow me, boys! The only men not running on this beach are dead or soon to be dyin’!”

3. # graemeon 26 Sep 2006 at 3:49 pm

   Palestinian scientists finally perfect their first WMD: pestilence. Currently under development is drought and famine as their plans to wipe out Israel “Old Testament” style near completion.

4. # meon 26 Sep 2006 at 4:19 pm

   “Oh man, I’m totally going to win ‘Fear Factor’ with all this practice!”

5. # graemeon 26 Sep 2006 at 4:50 pm

   I’m sure my retainer fell in here somewhere…

6. # Dave Pyeon 29 Sep 2006 at 1:47 pm

   Camo gets it for two important reasons: #1 the effort behind not one but two posts. #2 we all want to stare at her calves for the next week.

7. # graemeon 29 Sep 2006 at 5:09 pm

   The fix is in! I give you gold and you chose silver. Dave, I’m gonna have to send you a pic of my calves now…

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