Pye in the Face

Jan 29 2007

Monday’s Quotelet: King Of Coffins.

“OK - so that price doesn’t work for you either? What am I gonna have to do to to put you in this coffin today?”

5 Responses to “Monday’s Quotelet: King Of Coffins.”

1. # graemeon 29 Jan 2007 at 1:33 pm

   You knows I’m gonna whack ya. So what would you rather do…take one of these luxurious coffins off my hands - which, by the way, I’m takin’ a significant hit on - or lay for eternity in a hole in the desert?

2. # Dave Pyeon 29 Jan 2007 at 1:37 pm

   “I’ll let this one slide, sweetie. But please, next time you throw me in a coffin - take my damn pulse first.”

3. # Slickon 29 Jan 2007 at 11:51 pm

   Sir Elton John explains how he parlayed his music career into the sheep’s wool-lined coffin business.

4. # Dave Pyeon 29 Jan 2007 at 11:55 pm

   “I see what you’re saying about the summer months, but I just don’t think a convertible is right for my grandmother.”

5. # arton 30 Jan 2007 at 5:41 pm

   Top selling agent, Achmed Shaffer, (Paul’s Iraqi cousin), shows off the latest Baghdad condo delvelopment - 72 Maidens.
   According to Shaffer, these new single dwelling units are selling like “hot pies”.

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