Jan 29 2007
Monday’s Quotelet: King Of Coffins.
“OK - so that price doesn’t work for you either? What am I gonna have to do to to put you in this coffin today?”
Jan 29 2007
Published by Dave at 11:16 am under
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You knows I’m gonna whack ya. So what would you rather do…take one of these luxurious coffins off my hands - which, by the way, I’m takin’ a significant hit on - or lay for eternity in a hole in the desert?
“I’ll let this one slide, sweetie. But please, next time you throw me in a coffin - take my damn pulse first.”
Sir Elton John explains how he parlayed his music career into the sheep’s wool-lined coffin business.
“I see what you’re saying about the summer months, but I just don’t think a convertible is right for my grandmother.”
Top selling agent, Achmed Shaffer, (Paul’s Iraqi cousin), shows off the latest Baghdad condo delvelopment - 72 Maidens.
According to Shaffer, these new single dwelling units are selling like “hot pies”.