Comments on: Why, Britney. Why? http://www.davepye.com/2007/02/why-britney-why.htm Leveraging low-hanging synergies outside the vertical fruit box since 1999. Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:52:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Benz Vixen http://www.davepye.com/2007/02/why-britney-why.htm#comment-3194 Benz Vixen Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:02:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=860#comment-3194 The way I see it, Brit picked up some tips from Madonna how to manipulate media to her advantage. <br/><br/>Pam and Paris had mysteriously stolen their "lovemaking videotapes" and Janet had a "wardrobe malfunction on" International TV, Brit had to come up with something original to get back into spotlight. <br/><br/>After 2 babies, extra padding and double chin, no hit on a horizon, she was looking for a way to get back into spotlight. The break up with Fed didn't cause as much attention as she hoped for, so "Sinead O'Connor resurrection" here she comes. Just imagine the line up with Dave Letterman, Jay Leno, Barbara Walters...all waiting to have a first crack at question "Why?"<br/><br/>Brit is playing media, fans, and the public. This chick doesn't have any mental breakdown; she knows very well what she is doing. The way I see it, Brit picked up some tips from Madonna how to manipulate media to her advantage.

Pam and Paris had mysteriously stolen their “lovemaking videotapes” and Janet had a “wardrobe malfunction on” International TV, Brit had to come up with something original to get back into spotlight.

After 2 babies, extra padding and double chin, no hit on a horizon, she was looking for a way to get back into spotlight. The break up with Fed didn’t cause as much attention as she hoped for, so “Sinead O’Connor resurrection” here she comes. Just imagine the line up with Dave Letterman, Jay Leno, Barbara Walters…all waiting to have a first crack at question “Why?”

Brit is playing media, fans, and the public. This chick doesn’t have any mental breakdown; she knows very well what she is doing.

]]> By: Aubs http://www.davepye.com/2007/02/why-britney-why.htm#comment-3193 Aubs Wed, 21 Feb 2007 19:08:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=860#comment-3193 Negative press is still press. And checking yourself into rehab these days is purely a means of trying to quickly remedy a highly publicized act of lunacy or, in her case, she's playing the "I'm a stupid twat and procreated with a white trash loser and have now two brats and a shaved head to show for it because I'm mentally fucked and need attention" card. Honsetly, joining Anna Nicole would be the best thing for her at this point, really. Maybe she can bring Paris with her too? We can only hope... Negative press is still press. And checking yourself into rehab these days is purely a means of trying to quickly remedy a highly publicized act of lunacy or, in her case, she’s playing the “I’m a stupid twat and procreated with a white trash loser and have now two brats and a shaved head to show for it because I’m mentally fucked and need attention” card. Honsetly, joining Anna Nicole would be the best thing for her at this point, really. Maybe she can bring Paris with her too? We can only hope…

]]> By: Sniffy Wingnuts http://www.davepye.com/2007/02/why-britney-why.htm#comment-3192 Sniffy Wingnuts Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:04:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=860#comment-3192 "Britney. What do you like more about dinner theatre? The dinner or the theatre?" “Britney. What do you like more about dinner theatre? The dinner or the theatre?”

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.davepye.com/2007/02/why-britney-why.htm#comment-3191 Anonymous Tue, 20 Feb 2007 19:54:00 +0000 http://davepye.com/?p=860#comment-3191 Britney can forget about her pop star career after this. Good thing she probably has close to 100 million in the bank. Next obvious step is she poses for playboy. Britney can forget about her pop star career after this. Good thing she probably has close to 100 million in the bank. Next obvious step is she poses for playboy.

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