Oct 27 2007
Biologically I am in Fact a Grown Man
My folks just took off to Florida for the winter and I am officially Ted Kaczinsky. Alone, in the woods, growing a beard, writing a manifesto and sending C4 through the mail to people I don't like whilst dressed up like Weird Al Yankovich. Not really. If it's any less disturbing, and let's face it - it probably isn't - the Indiana Jones costume I have prepared for a Halloween party tonight in Kingston is tres, tres dope. If I do say so Myself. Let me break it down for you.
- An authentic Indiana Jones hat which I bought online from the company who makes them for the movies.
- An $8 bullwhip replica I found on eBay. The real thing goes for $700.
- One of my father's replica revolvers, complete with holster, which looks frighteningly authentic. If I am shot to death tonight by the OPP there need be little question as to why.
- An over the shoulder belt and WWII satchel that my Mom sewed out of an old canvas beach bag prior to her departure.
- Khaki pants which are fairly faithful to those worn by Harrison.
- An off-white collared shirt with a few pockets and things that I found in my Dad's golf closet.
One Response to “Biologically I am in Fact a Grown Man”
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# the watergirlon 29 Oct 2007 at 2:19 pmTry not to get down with OPP (yeah, you know me).
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