An Irish friend sent this video to Monster last night and he sent it to me. It floored me like a car bomb, I was laughing so hard. The kind you drink. Basically it’s just a scummy drunken Irish couple arguing in the street, but the unmistakable Emerald Isle dialogue is absolutely brilliant. Warning – drunk Irish people swear. Sometimes both creatively and profusely:
“Why do you like ridin’ hippos?!”
“He’s foookin’ good lookin’ fer a knacker!”
“It went all the way up my gaol and it’s foookin’ big!”
Somewhere, Brendan Behan is beaming with pride.
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I’m waiting for Miss Moroney to confirm what a “gaol” is.
Miss Moroney can confirm that a “gowl” is a bold name for a woman’s private channel!
You can also call someone a “gowl”…which is more or less the same as calling someone a dickhead!!!
Awesome. Love it.
Thanks, Linda. You still haven’t explained how you were caught on video in Athlone. Did you move there?
Brilliant.
I hope the toddler in the stroller is learning a valuable lesson from all this … if you’re gonna fuck a knacker regular behind your beau’s back, make sure you fancy the way he kisses your back as he’s takin you up the arse.
Fer some reason this clip made me wonder… What ever happened to Doug? I thought you had some dialogue goin on with him – “I am in this guuuys weddin”.