I Ride Anything I Get

by Dave on April 29, 2009

in Viral

An Irish friend sent this video to Monster last night and he sent it to me. It floored me like a car bomb, I was laughing so hard. The kind you drink. Basically it’s just a scummy drunken Irish couple arguing in the street, but the unmistakable Emerald Isle dialogue is absolutely brilliant. Warning – drunk Irish people swear. Sometimes both creatively and profusely:

“Why do you like ridin’ hippos?!”
“He’s foookin’ good lookin’ fer a knacker!”
“It went all the way up my gaol and it’s foookin’ big!”

Somewhere, Brendan Behan is beaming with pride.

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{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

Dave April 29, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I’m waiting for Miss Moroney to confirm what a “gaol” is.

Linda April 29, 2009 at 4:14 pm

Miss Moroney can confirm that a “gowl” is a bold name for a woman’s private channel!
You can also call someone a “gowl”…which is more or less the same as calling someone a dickhead!!!

Sam April 30, 2009 at 6:56 am

Awesome. Love it.

Dave April 30, 2009 at 11:27 am

Thanks, Linda. You still haven’t explained how you were caught on video in Athlone. Did you move there?

Greg April 30, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Brilliant.

Lauren Nelson May 1, 2009 at 3:46 pm

I hope the toddler in the stroller is learning a valuable lesson from all this … if you’re gonna fuck a knacker regular behind your beau’s back, make sure you fancy the way he kisses your back as he’s takin you up the arse.

Monster May 14, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Fer some reason this clip made me wonder… What ever happened to Doug? I thought you had some dialogue goin on with him – “I am in this guuuys weddin”.

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