33 Reasons Janet Rules

I could actually list 33 reasons my little sister is the coolest – but that would take all morning. Will you good people settle for a quick 5?

“What’s with all the bubbles, bro? Mom says there’s no such thing as sea monsters.”

1. She looks just like me. Not the other way around – I was here first.
2. She loves to perform back-breaking landscaping work getting ready for her Mother’s memorial. Although that particular trait won’t begin until next week.
3. She’s excellent at pool, and will only get better now that we have our own table!
4. She actually cooks for fun. Which is, in turn, very fun for me.
5. She is an excellent dog-mommy.

Pumpkin and Janet make up after the previous evening’s kerfuffle.
(It’s hard to see, but she has a ginormous bandage on her chin.)

Happy birthday Janet! Seems like only yesterday you were making fun of me for turning 33. Not so bloody funny anymore, is it? And what better way to celebrate someone’s special day than with embarassing photos I just dug out of storage? Actually, they’re not that bad – but only because there are still about 9 boxes I haven’t gone through. Perhaps we’ll require a part 2.

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