Jeff Kepner, the World’s first double hand transplant recipient, wondered why his new left index finger smelled like two-day-old halibut.
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Jeff’s girlfriend although excited about the thought of all those ‘digits’ and the associated benefits of the couples extended foreplay, shed a little tear for those two massive stumps she’d grown so fond of over the years!