Thou Shalt Not Herniate

by Dave on January 27, 2010

in Nerdery

When looking at the specs for the new Apple iPad today, the first words to pop into my head were, “Holy Moses, that thing looks big.” The first image that popped into my head also had a lot to do with Moses. Uncanny, that. I whipped up a quick Photoshop (or Fireworks if we’re splitting hairs) for my coworkers and I thought I’d share it here.

Moses with an iPad

“Let my people synch with Outlook!”

Aren’t I just the silliest goose? I have trouble envisioning even big goons like me carting them around – but Apple rarely gets it wrong. Glad to be back, by the way. If you’ll have me.

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Greg January 27, 2010 at 10:40 pm

Between my iPhone, my iMac, and my MacBookAir, I thought I had it all covered, that is until I saw the iPad (which at first I thought was a joke email about an Apple produced feminine hygiene product). It’s beyond cool and suprisingly inexpensive for an Apple product. I must have one.

Dave January 28, 2010 at 1:47 pm

I’ve dabbled with Apple in many forms. I own and love an iPod and an iPhone, for example. My PC, on the other hand, you can pry from my cold, dead fingers.

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