Hip hop’s undeniable cross-culture influence was upgraded to “cross-species” Friday when Renya the female jaguar was given gold fronts.
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From the category archives:
Monday's Quotelet
Me and Matt Carkner of the Ottawa Senators. I don’t have a joke for this – just wanted to brag. See our exclusive interview with Carkner over at GoonBlog.com
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Although David Caruso backed out of the Superbowl halftime show at the last minute – Pete Townsend was still happy to sport the famous shades for him.
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“It comes with 16 GB for $499. No, 3G is $130 extra. Yes, I know it’s on the large size and doesn’t do anything the iTouch can’t. Who the fuck let me walk out here thinking this was a good idea? You know I’m on a shitload of meds.”
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At least Filipino presidential candidate Rigoberto Madera – a.k.a "Star General Ace Diamond, Commander-in-Chief on Earth” – was once a Mayor.
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Michael J. Fox arrives at last month’s Emmys looking… absolutely fantastic. I can’t even make a joke, here. You’re one tough cookie, Mike.
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Next year MTV promises to add a new category to their Music Awards show – One for Unbelievable Douchebaggery.
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A wire-haired dachshund from Long Island, NY recognized as the world’s oldest dog, died Friday at 147 dog years – presumably while trying to escape from Long Island.
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48-year-old female elephant, Motala, was quoted as saying she hopes whomever bought the umbrella bucket from the poachers is “remarkably fucking happy with it”.
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Two of the newer Clown Academy graduates were asked to “tone down” some of their themes before the next birthday party.
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“Vhy yes, Dr. Jones. My tramp stamp IZ a profile of Lenin. You have problem vith this?”
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Jeff Kepner, the World’s first double hand transplant recipient, wondered why his new left index finger smelled like two-day-old halibut.
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“Now listen, Richard, when we get back on board Air Force One it’s absolutely imperative that you… that you… IF… YOU… ain’t got no booty then you gotta go home… But if you got a booty shawty show me yo thong… Keep rockin’ that ass, trick pass the Patron… oh Jesus, what was I just talking about?”
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Sarah’s supporters wasted only the time they had to stand in the shitter line before beginning to drum up support for 2012.
- From a bathroom stall seen by reader DVS somewhere in CT.
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Although he feigned revulsion and walked out of the MTV Movie Awards, Eminem secretly welcomed Bruno’s 69 as a vast improvement over Robert Pattinson’s face.
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