Is anyone else concerned because this man is still alive? I don't want to sound harsh, but the Juice Man, Jay Kordich, was crazy enough back in the early 90's when his infomercials first hit the late night airwaves. Now, he's a raving frickin' lunatic who'll "juice" anything that isn't nailed down. Houseplants, small rodents, jack-o'-lanterns, your senior prom corsage... nothing is safe.
     I don't think this guy's health and energy can be attributed to the direct ingestion of fruit and vegetable juice as much as it is meth amphetamines or human blood. Take this excerpt from an Amazon user review on Jay's book, The Power of Juicing:

"My acne not only completely disappeared, but I found myself having a very youthful, vibrant look. I looked better than I had ever in the past. I lost 15 pounds in one year and became a star on the softball field. I have not touched my reading glasses in the past 9 years."

I'd love to talk to the person who submitted that blurb and ask them a few questions. Now did Jay Kordich suddenly appear in your bedroom in a puff of smoke, playing an old mountain fiddle and extolling the benefits of the apple-celery-carrot combination -- and selling your soul?

All I ask is that the man stand in front of a mirror, or shoot himself in the foot with a silver bullet or stir his coffee with a stick of kryptonite or something.

I'm having trouble sleeping at night, Juice Man.