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Dave
Barnes' Bachelor Party- Toronto, August 2001
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Barry,
Gogs and Malcolm start the evening off with a quiet social
drink. Oh - and hardcore pornography.
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After
a 4 year absence,
Dave returns to the Posse fray. And immediately requests the
"Palmer Dance."
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Instantaneous
transformation from Sac to Wop. Just add liquor. (mouseover)
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Crofoot
ups the ante with the evening's first shotgun. Angelo begins
the shit-talking.
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The
groom-to-be enjoys his inaugural bachelor party beverage.
In retrospect, it should have been a Fresca.
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Barry
puts a 2.5 second time up on the shotgun board. Crofoot is
shamed.
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Cro
retaliates with an even 2 seconds, despite the Wop's attempts
to fluster him with mother jokes. (mouseover)
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Dave
is surrounded by love and support as he prepares to down a
"broken-down-golf-cart."
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Cro
attends a private viewing of the Houston 500. He's now on
a first name basis with the front desk staff at the Ramada
on Jarvis. (mouseover)
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Barry
looks on as Angelo continues to lose the impromptu game of
"Strip Liquor."
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No
really... I read it for the articles. Oh - and all the naked
whooores.
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Dave
shares his porn with two grateful Hefner fans. A lesson we
learned on Huron St.
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The
first ever Canadian Western premieres at the Toronto Film
Festival.
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Concern
regarding Barnes's Blood Alcohol Level rises when he attempts
to wager his unborn son.
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Malcolm
shows off his patriotic pacemaker.
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"Well
then double down, Barry!" -(Cro losing $200.)
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The
York regional Police force unveil their new line of designer
Kevlar.
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Why
ya tryin' ta Latin dance with me, shitlips?! We're not going
to "The Courthouse."
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Barnes's
clothes disappear while he's in the shower, and the fracas
erupts.
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The
situation escalates. Thank God Brother Noble didn't have to
break out the martial stylings, brother.
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The
first Sac competition in several years generates an alarming
amount of interest from the Posse.
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"Gentlemen....
we have a winner." Cro did a victory lap around Hooker
Harvey's.
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The
Wop calls "time" on the proceedings and we hit the
cabs to head to "Al Fresco."
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Chirping
aggressively on arrival... dozing lightly before departure.
Barnes came, saw and slept. (mouseover)
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Cro
sticks to his age old motto: "Go fat early."
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Barry
fights off an uncontrollable urge to play tongue-hockey with
Gogs.
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Dave
points out to Barry that "Dirty Martinis" aren't
supposed to contain actual dirt.
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Gary
and JJV scoping the whoores at "Al Fresco."
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Ang
and Dave swap stories, chewing gum.
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Mission
accomplished. The party, and Barnes's pulse, begin to drop
sharply. Congrats, big guy.
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