Since I was apparently channeling the creative talents of Jayson Blair earlier tonight, I thought that any further time spent working on the blog should be devoted to some structural improvements. I found two useful Blogger ‘Hacks’ and have added them to the template. If you care, keep reading. If not, keep reading anyway. If you’ve made it this far you obviously have nothing better to do.
Archive Dropdown Menu:
If you look to the lower left, you’ll see that the archives can now be reached via a handy-dandy dropdown menu. This works double duty – by both saving space, and reinforcing my female readers’ resolve to never date me.
Recent Comments:
Where the aforementioned improvement saves more space space, this next one is simply a colossal waste of it. But we’ll leave it up for a while and see if people actually begin to use it. It’s a list of the most recent user comments since your last visit to Pye In The Face. I hope this will increase the likelihood of people registering with Blogger in order to not have to leave anonymous comments (which drives me bananas with its sheer laziness). But I also think that’s as likely as me seeing a one-legged cat bury a turd on a frozen pond over the coming winter months.
Burying a turd on a frozen pond… that is genious!
– yet another posting by the big turd himself, Monster
Register or I’m deleting your comments from now on. You’re being an uncooperative twat.
No need to bust out the twat comments. Can’t a guy just enjoy watching a 3 legged cat bury turds in frozen ponds w/o getting harrassed?
C’mon, I’m from Cleveland, on Lake Erie and I love the Browns. Just call me the “Turd Pimp”!
– Turd Pimp
You little cunt!
Don’t ever make fun of Cleveland without my permission or I will slap the cock out of your mouth.