I don’t take the time to fill out many of these, kids, but I enjoyed this one and it didn’t take 3 hours to complete. My favorite is #7 – Best Superhero name in human history, and those were seriously the first two words that came to mind. Give ‘er a shot yer darn selves.
YOUR REAL NAME: David James Pye
2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and fathers middle names): Douglas Elizabeth
3. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Jimmy Stanley
4. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name): Pyeda
5. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Cobalt Blue Canine
6. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born): James Ottawa
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning): The Maroon Harpoon
8. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Daye
9. STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie): Mint Chocolate Chip Chocolate Chip
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet’s name, street you grew up on): Apple Island View
11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of last name plus izzle): Pyeizzle
13. YOUR IRAQI.. NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name): Aejaidpye
14. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Shepherd
Sharper than an M.I.T. student on adderall. Stronger than a hunk of unpasturized blue cheese left in a shoebox slightly above room temperature for a week. Criminals everywhere would shake in their shiny boots at the mere mention of… The Maroon Harpoon!
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