While Woody Harrelson can usually be found throwing rocks at police, when they’re protecting him on a film set he’s all smiles. That’s my buddy Herb on the right in between takes of Woody’s upcoming movie The Prizewinner of Defiance Ohio.
Julianne Moore and Laura Dern are also in the flick, so I know Herb will be guarding them closely. Perhaps uncomfortably so. Perhaps it will even begin to border on ‘creepy’.
“Officer Drummond? That’s Ms. Moore’s trailer’s air vent you’re peeking into. The catering tent is over here. No don’t apologize – It happens all the time.”
Sorry, Pye, but you’re slackin’ off. We’re gunna need a location for this story to be true. Otherwise, we just plain don’t believe you. So there. We’re obstinate like that.
Sorry, Bunny. Here’s the skinny:
Herb and I worked together at a nightclub in Guelph, Ontario. He is now a cop in Toronto. Now you know I’m Canadian. And you probably know that Toronto is now home to as many movie productions as Vancouver. And that both cities are in Canada. So I’m sure that shortly after you posted your comment – you figured all of this out for yourself. Because I have faith in your powers of deduction.
Julianna Moore needs to be cuffed and stuffed.
IMMEDIATELY!
whatchyou talking about Mr Drummond
All fuckin donuts and Billy in the missionary position for herb these days, eh?
Billy and Herb practise what they call mixed martial arts.
From what I’ve seen its alot of angry hugging