Here is what I found when I sought the quizzlet this morning:
“This week’s Friday’s Feast is cancelled due to my having a terrible sore throat, fever, and headache. Come back next week for Feast 40!”
What a friggin’ wimp. Anyway, the last time I started asking myself questions, I was strapped to a mattress and placed under observation for three days. So I invite you, dear reader, to supply me with quizzlet questions today. Post a comment, and I’ll get back to you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
At least 4 cords. This depends, of course, on a good night’s sleep and a RedBull.
Why is the sky blue?
Stratosphere aside, it’s probably because I just porked the sky’s girlfriend. Sorry – I just wanted to say ‘porked’ today.
If a tree falls down in the woods, and there is nobody around to hear it, does the falling tree still make a noise?
After setting up a camera in a nearby deserted forest, and collecting over 27 hours of videotape, I was able to conclude that I have the social life of a snow leopard.