UPDATE: Hey, Losers! I’m not writing any more entries until I get some more testimonials. And yes – I promise. I write for you guys every day. You can grace me with a sentence or two. Now excuse me while I go run around in nothing but a Canada T-Shirt.
Web logs are like little virtual Frankenstein monsters, each borrowing the best bits from the other. One thing I’ve seen a lot of recently are testimonials from fans and loyal readers. When done correctly, these can take some of the narcissistic steam out of feeling important enough to have your own blog, and be quite hilarious in the process. I’m thinking about including a javascript which rotates a selection of them somewhere in the main site template. Simply put, every time you visit the site or refresh the main page, you’d see a new blurb about Pye In The Face, me or whatever.
I have a collection of comments, good and bad, that I’ve been emailed over the last 10 months – and there’s a also a great crop of material here. I’ll probably get to this over the weekend whilst taking a break from far more important projects. If you’d like to take a stab at writing one that might be included, please do so right here. Keep them short, funny and honest. Anonymous posts will be deleted. Now picture me bracing myself.
Pye in the Face oft reminds me of the wise words of Seneca, “Diligentia maximum etiam mediocris ingeni subsidium” – Diligence is of great help to the mediocre mind.
Of course I refer to my diligent daily visits to this blog…
For a fucking conservative, Pye’s all right.
For conservative fucking, you’ll have to look elsewhere. Ha! Ha ha ha.
I don’t get it though… what do you want?
… I am feeling a bit blunt today…
ummm…
What about one with a down-under slant…:
“www.davepye.com – makes me so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck…”
arse off a low flying pigeon.
Reading Davepye.com is like playing GoldenTee in the basement at Sweetwater…so much fun, you don’t realized how bad it stinks.
Hey, Monstah! I AM A BLOGGER! FEAR ME!!
DavePyr.com: “It’s better than any silly metaphor…”
http://www.SavePyr.com – Well it’s better giving money to Dave rather than that fake site, SaveToby (.com).
(Dave, what is your paypal account so that we can start donating to save you from being eaten in June?)
The only thing I have to fear is your damn tongue ring.