Appetizer: What does the color pink make you think of?
Oooooh. Dirty quizzlet.
Soup: Name something you have lost but later found.
I have this ring. My mother bought it for my father in Mexico – but he didn’t want it. I have lost it 500 times but I always find it again. One time in high school, my sister got mad at me and hid it in our basement. I found it a year later when we were moving to a new house. In University, I lost it again for the better part of 6 months. But then found it when I was moving out of my dorm (The incomprable Mills Hall) and moved a desk to make sure I hadn’t lost anything behind it. I recently found it in my backpack after assuming I’d lost it at the gym. It’s magical. I’m also a Hobbit.
Salad: In 3 words, describe this past week.
Long. As. F*ck.
Main Course: What are you obsessed with?
We covered this already this week. Trailer Park Boys. And filthy lucre.
Dessert: What kind of perfume or cologne do you like to wear?
Farenheit and Blue Jeans. Mom got them for me at the duty free, eh?
Appetizer: What does the color pink make you think of?
Other than Grease flashbacks you need to Stop it right there Mister!
Soup: Name something you have lost but later found.
I lost my virginity a long time ago and am pretty sure I found it again at the bottom of a Two Fingers Tequila bottle bought in Nashville, TN.
Salad: In 3 words, describe this past week.
A Fucking SHITVENTURE!
Main Course: What are you obsessed with?
Well again it goes Hand in Hand with my virginity – about 15 minutes ago it was porn sites.
Dessert: What kind of perfume or cologne do you like to wear? Lacoste or Hugo Boss Orange – Escape for Men – just in case you are sober in one of those hard to handle situations. Drakkar Noir or Cool Water when I want to reminisce about High School. I have to say though the best co-log-nee I ever had was Hi-Karate or English Leather – potent stuff.
English Leather makes me want to choke the life out of anyone wearing it. Must be a pheromone thing.