Janet and I are headed up to Portland again tonight to see the parents – this time with Mike and Joanna in tow. JJV may even make an appearance. If someone asked me if I was sick of all the traveling I have had to do this summer, I wouldn’t give them some predictable, sarcastic answer. Not at all. Rather, I’d simply snatch up a blunt soup spoon and detatch one of their ears for them. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you some outdoorsy topics as I’m looking forward to the woods:
1. Have you ever been camping? If yes, do you go often? If not, why not?
2. Are you an outdoorsy person, or would you rather stay inside the comfort of your house? Why?
3. Which do you prefer, hot weather or cold weather? Why/why not? How do you cope with each?
1. Have you ever been camping? If yes, do you go often? If not, why not?
Yes, but I hope never to go again. Bugs, dirt, hippies, yech.
2. Are you an outdoorsy person, or would you rather stay inside the comfort of your house? Why?
The only reason to go camping or engage in outdoor activities is to have sex as a teenager. Now that I have my own apartment, I hope to never go outside for longer than fifteen minutes at a stretch ever again.
3. Which do you prefer, hot weather or cold weather? Why/why not? How do you cope with each?
Cold. You can always put on a sweater. You can’t take off your skin.
1. Have you ever been camping? If yes, do you go often? If not, why not?
Yeah, used to go all the time. Even been camping at Yosemite National Park, but it’s been about 4 years now since I’ve been camping last.
2. Are you an outdoorsy person, or would you rather stay inside the comfort of your house? Why?
I’m cool with the outdoors and the fresh air unless it’s wicked humid.
3. Which do you prefer, hot weather or cold weather? Why/why not? How do you cope with each?
COLD. I love the cold weather because humidity wicked sucks.