In keeping with tradition, I’ve stolen another quiz for everyone to try. I’m extremely late for work, as I wait for a charming gentleman with more hair on his neck than on his head to fix my dishwasher. So I’ll get this nonsense out of the way in the meantime.
Three things I plan to do before I die:
Reproduce – Travel to Greece – Act.
Three things I can do:
Play guitar – Make people laugh – Write.
Three things I can not do:
Fix cars – Snowboard – Eat seafood.
Three things that I find attractive about the opposite sex:
Scent – Empathy – Behinds.
Three things I say the most:
Holy Fuck – Comprehensive – Eh?
Three books I love:
The Power of One – Life of Tom Horn – Borstal Boy.
Three things I plan to do before I die:
Learn to surf, Get a dog, buy a pub.
Three things I can do: Lift heavy objects, speak neighbonics, Walk on my hands.
Three things I can not do: Drink in the Beantown, run a marathon, keep a poker face.
Three things that I find attractive about the opposite sex: Humor, scent, breasts.
Three recent most common expressions:
Show it to your sister, Tag’em in, Come one – Give us a try.
Three books I love:
The Great and Secret Show
One Flew Over The Cuckookoo’s Nest
Where the Red Fern Grows
Three things I plan to do before I die:
Drive Cross Country, go to the Daytona 500, see the Bruins win the Stanley Cup
Three things I can do: sell, listen, talk hockey
Three things I can not do: support terroism, do any stupid human tricks, play in the NHL
Three things that I find attractive about the opposite sex: bodies, hair, scent
Three recent most common expressions:
how’s it goin eh?, looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue, well, see you later.
Three books I love:
Teammates, The Boys of Winter, Flags of ou Fathers
Dave if you keep up with the quiz posting, I just might have to cancel my annual Cosmo subscription.
Three things I plan to do before I die:
Skydive – Drive a Ducati motorcycle – Take a trip on Oriental Express.
Three things I can do:
Art – Cook – Make people believe my BS.
Three things I can not do:
Math – Have a pet snake – Wake up at 6 a.m.
Three things that I find attractive about the opposite sex:
Eyes – Butt – Hairy chest.
Three things I say the most:
What a nightmare – Sweet – Get out!
Three things I plan to do before I die:
Take flying lessons, have babies,work in Africa
Three things I can do: calm down a 300lb. scraming crazy person, cook, change brakes
Three things I cannot do: complicated technology, drink vodka, tolerate laziness
Three things that I find attractive about the opposite sex: wit, nice hands, an open mind
Three things I say the most: Are you serious?, It is what it is, I have to pee
Three books I love: The Prophet, The Giving Tree, The Dictionary
Three things I plan to do before I die:
Cook at the James Beard House (my own food, not someone else’s, I’ve already done that)
I’m going to lump marriage and children into the same answer
Own a house on Nantucket
Three things I can do:
Cook (obviously)
Operate a bobcat
Waste hours a day answering quizzes
Three things I can not do:
Look at snakes, I hate the fuckers
Backflips into a pool
Dunk, I hate being vertically challenged
Three things that I find attractive about the opposite sex:
Lack of body hair
Eyes
Legs
Three things I say the most:
Danny can I have another High Life please?
Victor, why the fuck are you late again?
J-Mac, how’s yer pickle?
Three books I love:
The French Laundry Cookbook – Thomas Kelleher and Michael Ruhlman
The Making of a Chef – Michael Ruhlman
A Cook’s Tour – Anthony Bordain
Three things I plan to do before I die:
Learn to play guitar, go to Rio, really live.
Three things I can do: Calculus, sing, induce fear.
Three things I can not do: Juggle, keep house, work at a law firm.
Three things that I find attractive about the opposite sex: Soft skin, humor, their appreciation of women’s bodies.
Three recent most common expressions:
Hey kids, you’ll live, fab.
Three books I love:
Handmaid’s Tale, Poisonwood Bible, East of Eden
Three things I plan to do before I die: Live on a boat, have kids, leave my mark
Three things I can do: Scuba, problem-solve, sing
Three things I cannot do: plumbing, live to work, lie
Three things that I find attractive about the opposite sex: Humor, Broad Shoulders, Creativity, hairy chest (ok..4)
Three recent most common expressions: Oyve, Putain Bordelle de Merde, So…
Three books I love: A Fine Balance, White Teeth, Carter Beats the Devil
3 Things I plan to do before I die:
Live in Ireland, adopt a child, run a marathon
3 Things I can do:
Sing any ’80’s tune to perfection,make damn good sushi, sew/knit
3 Things I cannot do:
Confront people, drink rootbeer, use nautilus machines
3 Things I find attractive about the opposite sex:
Hands, mind, laughter
3 recent Most common expressions:
I’m gonna cry,cry,cry…, booda, oh, babe!
3 Books I love:
Lord of the Rings Trilogy (yep-dork)
She’s Come Undone
The Black Dahlia Avenger
Three things I plan to do before I die:
Stop traveling in Texas, stalk Kate Beckinsale, pay my taxes.
Three things I can do: Make art, play poker, drink.
Three things I can not do: Make art, play poker, drink less.
Three things that I find attractive about the opposite sex: Purpose, the way they smell after coming out of the sun, laugh lines.
Three recent most common expressions: Get out of me, excuse me, please forgive me.
Three books I love: A Fine Balance, Life of Pi, Fifth Business.
Anyway, as I had a few mins to spare thought I’d stick my own 11th Hour
effort into last Friday’s Quizzlet melting pot:
Three things I plan to do before I die:
Redecorate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in the Cubist style – Abduct an
alien – Skateboard to oblivion
Three things I can do:
Make fantastic excuses – Moonwalk in soccerboots – A passable Donald Duck
voice without gobbing on anyone within several metres
Three things I can not do:
Arm-wrestle a polar bear – Understand the appeal of American Football –
Levitate without flapping my arms and employing an elaborate pully system
Three things that I find attractive about the opposite sex:
Painted toenails – Impossibly skimpy underwear – Ability to iron
Three things I say the most:
No fucking way, Referee! – That’s totally pants! – Same again, barman…
Three books I love:
‘Moon Palace (Paul Auster) – ‘Money’ (Martin Amis) – ‘Norwegian Wood’
(Haruki Murakami)
Laters fella,
T