Wee Madeline is in full effect rollin’ in her hooptie, making plans to throw back some breast milk and holla at her peeps down at the spot. I assume the spot is a maternity center of some kind. Maddy G. is my friend Tanya’s bebe, and these photos she sent me this morning are definitely worthy of some early Quotelet action. Be gentle. She’s only 1.
“Teletubbies ain’t shit, bitch. You get the Wiggles on stage, or you get my Timberland size 2 in yo’ punk, preschool ass.”
Dave hits a new low and starts recruiting his girlfriends from Mommy & Me — focusing on “me.”
“What’s the matter? You can’t call nobody? Don’t make me show up at your christening, fool!”
Huggies and a shirt… What are you wearin’? Just Underoos? That’s hot!