“Santa needs our help this year, Pico. Remember- you eat the milk and cookies, not your own crap. You leave presents under the tree. Not your own crap.”
Monday’s Quotelet: Jolly Old Taint Lick.
“Santa needs our help this year, Pico. Remember- you eat the milk and cookies, not your own crap. You leave presents under the tree. Not your own crap.”
“Paris is getting multiple handbag turds for this bullshit, I can tell you.”
Inbreeding amongst Santa’s lonely and secluded elves reached frightening proportions.