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Pop Culture Blog: Music, Movie and Humor
Leveraging low-hanging synergies outside the vertical fruit box since 1999.
Pop Culture Blog: Music, Movie and Humor
Leveraging low-hanging synergies outside the vertical fruit box since 1999.
You should have had this as your quotelet. Nate’s submission:
Like the Bond franchise before it, competition was tough for the new lead in “Ernest Goes to a Holiday Party and Gets Rolled.”
You look tough, Pyeguy…..tell your folks that you were playing a charity hockey game and some guy said that *enter charity cause of choice* was for pussies and you proceeded to pull of your helmet and gloves and beat the crap out of him. Dad will be proud of your manliness and mom will be so happy her son cares so much for humanity. And the stories you can tell to make this go over with the ladies are endless. I met Kris with a black eye, he told me he crashed his motorcycle….3 years later, still hooked. Good luck man, Happy Holidays.
yeh ,you should have saved the photo until Monday.
“Sure I can beat up anyone in this pub, watch!”
No reason this photo can’t be used for the quotelet. “Hey asshole, there’s no way this secret Santa gift cost $10”
It actually looks far worse as each day passes. Now I have more of a Dale Earnhardt look to me.
“Damn it, mom, I told you I wasn’t ready for that Gillette four blade action!”
“And someone had the nerve to say cat lovin’ guys are pussies!”
Dude. Looks like Trevor Gillies got ahold of you. You should put the pic on Goonblog.
what the HELLLLL are you going to tell mom?
I called Mom the other night to soften the eventual blow. She just laughed at me. No biggie.
Ok, ok ok… I’m not canceling on our first get unofficial date thingy over the holidays, but do you mind if I bring a baseball bat along?
Ba ha ha ha ha!
Nice work Dave!