Britney blamed her lackluster performance at the 2007 MTV VMA’s on a broken high heel shoe. Her stretch mark could not be reached for comment.
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I have to laugh at this most recent in a very long line of dismal life choices and failures for Britney. But I take no real joy in this train wreck. It’s a goddamn shame she ever met that clown, and I hope to Christ he dies in a hotel fire.
What I won’t be seeing for the next 13 weeks of my life. Later!
I wouldn’t exactly blame Britney’s problems on K-Fed. She was pretty fucked up before that.
I bet someone she’d be in Playboy within ten years of her debut. I’ve still got hope … not that I want to see it. Ick.