One of my roomates is parting amicably for reasons of finance. It may also have something to do with all the dead hookers. Regardless, Mardi and I will be needing another… Roomate, that is. I have the hookers covered – With lime in shallow cellar graves for the most part.
If you’re interested, know someone who is interested or just have some sort of sick fascination with what the insides of other people’s apartments look like, click the linky: 20 Cleveland Place #1
I don’t really party like a rock star or kill women of the night, anymore. I think that’s important to point out when recruiting a potential occupant. Just don’t send that link to your crazy cousin ‘OCD Skip’, or some girl you know from middle-school who smelt like pee. I’ve had good luck with roomates thus far, and I’m due for a real disaster. Don’t tempt it.
Makes me want to jump ship and come over there! You’re a tidy little one arn’t ya? doh stupid lowell….
You’d be welcomed with open arms. However your self-admitted love of porn might prove extremely unproductive for me. Still, move in and watch porn at your leisure.
Don’t you still have free porn. SCHWEET!
Move to Toronto man we lock the homeless up for vagrancy.