Appetizer: Who is your favorite news anchor/reporter? Why?
Ron Burgundy. Because his apartment has many books and smells of rich mahogany.
Soup: Name 3 foods that are currently in your freezer.
Ice, ice and ice.
Salad: If you were to have the opportunity to name a new town or city, what would you call it?
Brandoville.
Main Course: What will most likely be the next book you read?
Through a Scanner Darkly by Phillip K. Dick.
Dessert
What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?
The caboose, the posterior or the heiny.
Appetizer: Catherine Bosley, cause she got naked and quit her job.
Soup: Half of a freezer pop, something that looks like a chicken leg, a head I found in the dumpster out back.
Salad: Next beer’s Free town
Main Course: Yoga for people who aren’t really interested in doing it.
Dessert: They’re stupid.
Appetizer: Who is your favorite news anchor/reporter? Why? Dick Goddard – Cleveland’s favorite weatherman – he also hosts the Wooly Bear festival every fall!
Soup: Name 3 foods that are currently in your freezer.
Liquor, Microwave Burritos, Tequila.
Salad: If you were to have the opportunity to name a new town or city, what would you call it?
Cougarville or if it was a movie I would name it Cougtown and it would have the same premise as Diggstown, but with Coug’s.
Main Course: What will most likely be the next book you read?
Just started reading – Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Phillip K. Dick.
Dessert
What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?
Their eyes of course then their chest.
Monster – you’re tho thenthitive.
Appetizer: Who is your favorite news anchor/reporter? Why? Tie – Sara Underwood, Kerry Connolly, Lisa Hughes… because it’s fun to pretend to care about the world while adding to “the highlight reel.”
Soup: Name 3 foods that are currently in your freezer.
Barber’s Food (try them), Ben and Jerry’s, the severed head of a disabled and semi retarded transient.
Salad: If you were to have the opportunity to name a new town or city, what would you call it?
Weedville
Main Course: What will most likely be the next book you read?
Dress your family in corduroy and denim – Sedaris
Dessert
What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?
How rapidly they find themselves staring at the massive bulge in my pants, seriously, it’s very intimidating, it’s like we’ve got armadillos in our trousers.