Cocky rap star Kanye West is calling for a revised edition of the Bible, because he thinks he should be a character in it.
The Jesus Walks hitmaker, who picked up three Grammy Awards last night, feels sure he’d be “a griot” (West African storyteller) in a modern Bible.
“I changed the sound of music more than one time… For all those reasons, I’d be a part of the Bible. I’m definitely in the history books already.”
Kanye. Buddy. That’s just fucking ridiculous. Please die in a backstage rap awards show knife fight during which you’re stabbed with your own broken pair of giant sunglasses or starched collar immediately.
It’s official, I’ve now heard it all…
I think it’s quite extraordianary how much better this guy thinks he is over everyone else. He honestly believes he’s a modern day jesus…
Or maybe his gloves will go Evil Dead on his ass.