I don’t want anyone to feel as though I’m pushing my religion on them, so please don’t take offence when I wish everybody a very Happy Easter. Unless you’re an insurgent Islamic fundamentalist – in which case I wish you and yours a swift death at the hands of an Apache Longbow.
Fukc the Easter Bunny. My mom use to hide our Easter Baskets – actually she still does. However, she hides them in the hardest to fucking find places. One year she hid my sisters up the chimney. My point is that my mother wouldn’t tell us where the baskets were because said Easter Baskets were brought and strategically hidden by that damn Peter Cotton tail hippity hoppity faggot – sorry for the animosity. My mom would eventually tell us that she thinks she saw rabbit droppings over there or over here. We would eventually find them after a full damn day of hunting for the flippin flippin peeps and a fricken large brick of chocolate – shaped like that damn bunny. No Doubt I developed a passion for rabbit hunting back home in Ohio.
My Mom used to make these intricate treasure hunts with rhyming clues hidden in different spots along the way – each leading to the next – until you got to the ultimate chocolate stash. She was great. Put tons of effort into it. We’d be finding eggs for months. And those were just the lice eggs.
http://www.grayace.com/dex/bunny.html
not a word this year on american or canadian television that would lead anyone to know that this is the 2nd of the greatest of christian celebrations……
76% of the population is chriatian and they get zero recognition…
1/2 percent of the population thats sexually perverted gets unending coverage and attention by the left -wing loons that consider them an oppressed minority…
well the way things are going i suppose christian straight white males will soon be a minority ,then maybe they will be celebrated for all they’ve accomplished for civilization in the last 100 years or so.