Thanks to everyone who came to the Cinco De Cinco party on Saturday night. Apparently, there were actually several of you whom I did not get around to making out with, but I promise you’ll be on the top of the list for next time. I feel so dirty. Not really. Anyhew (selected) photos will be forthcoming, and let’s just wash ourselves with de-lousing powder and move on to the quotelet, shall we?
“My boobs get all biggish, when I eats me spinach. I’m Kelly the sailor whoore.”
“Hello, my name is Kelly Osborne, what’s YOUR disability?”
“On the next episode of ‘When Bad Acid Trips Turn Ugly’ Stuart Applebaum see’s a monkey in a space suit devolves into a big breasted singing Kelly Osborne.”
Dave – you should have put that big breasted pinkie from the beantown pub on there.
Art got a great picture of me staring at her boobs while she sat in my lap. Apparently this was moments before her boyfriend came over and said “Let’s go!”
I’m glad there are photos because I wouldn’t have remembered half the evening. I went off the rails and may soon be sitting beside you on the sobriety express.
Blue Shirt Guy Sez: “Gosh, I hope I look as good after my gender reassignment.”
You’d be fucking amazed how many fucking painkillers you can fucking fit in my fucking cleavage. Daddy, I want the golden egg!!
“Boobs, BOOOOOBS, Boob, Boobies, Boohooboobs… Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobie tits, Boobies, booobs….
I stole these nuts from a gay Chinese landlord.
Art, you and your nuts…she’s got a huge set of cocks on her!
Any rude tumb awakenings lately?
er, thumb
“See, when I push my boobs up like this, they look bigger than Jacks!”
Aubrey’s was good but too long, Graeme’s was a close second… but I don’t consider myself toppled as of yet. Better luck next week.
God I love this picture… BOOOOOBS!
Dude – Sam’s second one is fuckin’ hilarious! Blows yours right up Kelly’s noise.
Well we can take a vote then. Look at the tattoos on her enormous forearms. It’s all about the Popeye humor.
Ok, but I’d like to change mine a little bit – a variation on a theme if you will…
Blue Shirt Guy Sez: “Geez, I hate to admit it, but Ken is looking kinda *hot* since his gender reassignment surgery.”
Or a combination of mine and Pye’s:
Blue Shirt Guy Sez: “Boy, Ken sure has changed since he got out of the navy…”