“Sushi still sounding like a good idea, biatch? Swim your skinny little ass in here and get some! Beluga, mothaf*cka!”
Monday’s Quotelet: Blow-Hole Hearted.
“Sushi still sounding like a good idea, biatch? Swim your skinny little ass in here and get some! Beluga, mothaf*cka!”
Detriot Velvet Smooth trying to order another Mai Tai?
Jesus that’s hilarious. Keo – I think you may be the first hands down winner.
Makaha forever, baby.
Hilarious. Well done TKO.
OK… OK… people have been asking me to justify my choice. And I have permission from Detroit to explicate Keo’s quote.
There’s a Polynesian restaurant/bar on route 2A in Acton called the Makaha. We’ve all been going there since we were old enough to walk – as the staff have never been to picky about ID’s and all that legal nonsense. They’ve also NEVER cut anyone off to the best of my knowledge. I mean, you can crawl or be dragged out of that place, and no one will bat an eye.
Well the other night, Detroit – who, God love him, has a shaved head and is a bit corpulent – made history when he was asked not to have another Mai Tai. The Beluga whale looks like it is angrily berating an Asian woman… and I’m sure you can piece together the rest yourselves.
If you knew the scene and the players, you’d have died when you read Keo’s quote. I stand by my decision.
In my defense, I was attempting to order my 7th Mai Tai. It is the first rational decision the Makaha has ever made.
P.S. I woke up at 2:30 AM on my couch, sittting upright, fully clothed, and the porn had started over agin.
That is just funny – I don’t care which way you slice it.
As a fellow lover of the Makaha I am in hysterics over the fact that someone got shut off….and Is filet of family cat really considered Polynesian Cusine? I have heard their Cremaofsomeyoungguy is pretty good too.